Sunday, February 24, 2008

ANNOUNCING: The "Not all Blondes are Women Contest"...enter today!

You've all heard of "Dumb Blonde" jokes. They have been around for YEARS.

Well, this your revenge, ladies. (or gentlemen, if you want.)

We are looking for the best jokes you can come up with in a NEW category... "Dumb Blond Men Jokes." But they don't have to be originals, you can beg, borrow, steal, push or drag in these jokes, and we don't care... we will accept ANYTHING, because we just want FUNNY.

We're not joking here, YOU are. Are you ready? Well, get going. Click on the comments and go to it!

This contest is for an unlimited time, with only one restriction: outright like jokes as much as you do, so keep it PG rated.

In the end, or from time to time as the mood strikes us, we will select the BEST jokes left here and:
  1. we will repost the winning joke(s) to several prominent blogs, crediting YOU
  2. we will award a "Golden Warrior" trophy for your OWN blog to wear proudly
  3. we will make a composite file of all the best jokes for the archives

So get your thinkers going and be creative and have some fun!

...................GO GOLDIES!


ImperfectNerd said...

To start the mayhem going, heres one: The blond guy goes in the drugstore, asks the lady working there, "Have you got any...well..."
He hesitates. She taps her fingers, waiting. He looks embarrassed. Hmmmm, she thinks, another one of THOSE. Finally she says, slyly, "You mean, 'balloons?'" The blond guy perks right up. "Yeah!" he exclaims. "But how did you guess?"
And the lady replies, "Your wife just called and warned me you'd be in."

Andrée said...

Blonde is feminine
Blond is male
It is the only noun in English that has a form for each gender (that's cool! but archaic).

Just wanted the world to know!

Love you!

ImperfectNerd said...

Uh, you're right, A, but didn't I put "blond" guy in my first comment/joke? And I seem to recall changing the post itself to say "Blond Men Jokes", too! (Sigh.) I guess I need to rent a billboard next and say I LOVE YOU TOO!

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

hmmm, I never thought about that before! :-D

So I guess you could change the title?

Suzi-k said...

cool idea I.N. will give it some thought and see what comes to mind (of course, being blonde, it may be very little!) .......kidding, I am no longer blonde, more like grey striped field mouse these days!

Suzi-k said...

OK, here's one... Two blond guys are sitting on the porch, swigging whiskey. One of them looks at the full moon and says "I wonder which is further away, the moon or Cape Town?" "Duuuuh", says his friend, "can you see Cape Town?"

Suzi-k said...

And one from my husband Max....
What do you call a pimple on a blond man's bum?.... A brain tumour.

ImperfectNerd said...

And what about:
Q: How do you confuse a blond guy?

A#1: Ask for his snail address
A#2: Tell him his shorts are on backwards...he'll always check
A#3: Mention "precedents"
A#4: Compliment his libido...he'll assume you mean his rental tux
A#5: Ask him for his mother's maiden name; he'll answer "Peggy"
A#6: Give him your actual phone number
A#7: One word: prestidigitation

Akelamalu said...

Why is it when called upon you can never think of one single joke? :(

ImperfectNerd said...

Ake, Ake, are just thinking too hard

ImperfectNerd said...

You see...blond guys don't have that sort of problem....

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Ha ha, very funny.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Neat idea. I was born blond, but that was before I turned gray and my hair disappeared.

Michael said...

And with that transformation came your wisdom, eh Nick?

Andrée said...

Suzi-k: you have the best jokes there!

---Michael--- said...

Long time coming, but how about this one...

Two guys are fishing. The blond guy says to the other one, "Hey! I just got A BITE!"

(It's been an AWFULLY slow day so this comment snaps the blond guy's partner out of his half-drunken stupor.)

"REALLY?" he exclaims.

"Yeah!" confirms the blond.
"And if I get another one I'm breaking out the mosquito dope!"

(Ok, so it's a DUMB dumb blond joke...what do you want from me?)