<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5398054271734107158</id><updated>2011-05-02T14:12:09.826-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Calling all blondes...calling all blondes...</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callingallblondes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5398054271734107158/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callingallblondes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Michael Serafin-St. John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00222406476906035537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ERD0BjCICSw/Tb7zz5msL_I/AAAAAAAABXI/64ML64DsZVs/s220/41498_100000201729951_2010_n.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5398054271734107158.post-386717382853149767</id><published>2008-02-24T11:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-24T12:33:48.961-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ANNOUNCING: The "Not all Blondes are Women Contest"...enter today!</title><content type='html'>You've all heard of "Dumb Blonde" jokes. They have been around for YEARS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, this your revenge, ladies. (or gentlemen, if you want.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are looking for the best jokes you can come up with in a NEW category... &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;"Dumb Blond Men&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Jokes."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; But they don't have to be originals, you can beg, borrow, steal, push or drag in these jokes, and we don't care... we will accept ANYTHING, because we just want FUNNY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're not joking here, YOU are. Are you ready? Well, get going. Click on the comments and go to it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This contest is for an unlimited time, with only one restriction: please...no outright profanity...kids like jokes as much as you do, so keep it PG rated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the end, or from time to time as the mood strikes us, we will select the BEST jokes left here and:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;we will repost the winning joke(s) to several prominent blogs, crediting YOU&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;we will award a "Golden Warrior" trophy for your OWN blog to wear proudly&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;we will make a composite file of all the best jokes for the archives&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;So get your thinkers going and be creative and have some fun!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;...................&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc00;"&gt;GO GOLDIES!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5398054271734107158-386717382853149767?l=callingallblondes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://callingallblondes.blogspot.com/feeds/386717382853149767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5398054271734107158&amp;postID=386717382853149767&amp;isPopup=true' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5398054271734107158/posts/default/386717382853149767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5398054271734107158/posts/default/386717382853149767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://callingallblondes.blogspot.com/2008/02/not-all-blondes-are-women-contestenter.html' title='ANNOUNCING: The &quot;Not all Blondes are Women Contest&quot;...enter today!'/><author><name>Michael Serafin-St. John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00222406476906035537</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ERD0BjCICSw/Tb7zz5msL_I/AAAAAAAABXI/64ML64DsZVs/s220/41498_100000201729951_2010_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry></feed>
